Toy Story (A XXX Parody)

People say that nice guys finish last. While Buzz Lightyear has been fucking pretty much everything that moves in Andy’s room, you’ve been holding out for your soul mate, Jessie. Today, you’ve got up extra early and tactically placed yourself in the middle of the room. When Jessie finds you with your shirt off, she’s initially a little bashful, but by the time she gets your pants off, she’s pretty damn impressed by your acrylonitrile butadiene styrene dick. Jessie is wet and ready to pull all your strings. Usually, there’s a snake in your boots, but today, there’s one in your pants, and Jessie is ready to suck it dry.