Borderlands (A XXX Parody)

You've been getting a little closer with your pal Lilith lately. Running around the badlands, blastin' bandits, fighting Handsome Jack, and sticking it to Hiperion forms a pretty intimate bond. Today, when you're exploring a new area of your map, Lilith swings the door open in a panic. Claptrap has been on her ass all day, the annoying little fuck. Thank god that heap of junk can't climb stairs. Now that the two of you are alone, you've got months and months worth of sexual tension to release. Life can be short in the badlands, so make the most of your time with this sexy tattooed Crimson Raider.