Evangelion (A XXX Parody)

Piloting an Eva has just always come naturally to you, hasn't it Shinji? Admittedly, you have been slacking when it comes to training, but Asuka is here to kick your ass into gear. That being said, she realizes that you might just be the better pilot. Jealous that your syncing skills are more refined than hers, a very frustrated Asuka decides that you can actually teach her a thing or two. Asuka wants to sync with you on a sexual level. Not entirely sure Misato would be cool with these new joystick lessons given all the weird sexual tension between you two, but hey, how would she even find out?