Mulan (A XXX Parody)

The Huns are on the retreat now and you’ve taken a step back from the frontlines. After marrying Mulan, you continue to train new recruits, but your duties are less strenuous now and you don’t have to switch to your Donny Osmand voice and sing “Make a Man Out of You” nearly as often. That being said, Mulan wasn’t built to be a housewife. She spends most of her days at home either trying to implement kung fu into her rudimentary chores, or finger blasting herself in the garden. When you come home, she’s waiting for you, bored and horny. When she looks at you, her eyes sing “let’s get down to business.” So it’s time to do just that, Li.